FAQ
Questions, answered.
How is it made?
Most items are made to order, meaning they’re produced after you place your order instead of sitting around in a warehouse waiting for a home.
Less unnecessary inventory. Less waste. More receipts.
How long does shipping take?
Because many products are made to order, they’ll need a little production time before they ship.
Your estimated delivery date and available shipping options will be shown at checkout based on what you’re ordering and where it’s headed.
Once tracking is available, you’ll receive it so you can obsessively refresh it like the rest of us.
What if I order the wrong size?
Check the size guide on each product page before ordering—sizing can vary depending on the item.
If there’s an actual problem with your order, like damage, a printing issue, or you received the wrong item, check out the Returns & Policies page for what to do next.
Do you ship to Canada?
Obviously. 🇨🇦
We also ship to the U.S. and many other countries internationally. Shipping options, costs, estimated delivery times, and any applicable taxes or duties will be shown or determined based on your order and destination.
How do I reach you?
Email theonlycanadianbacon@gmail.com or find me on TikTok and Instagram at @theonlycanadianbacon1.
A real human will answer. Probably me.
Is this sustainable?
Making products to order means we’re not producing piles of merch and hoping somebody eventually buys it.
Some products also offer different materials and production options.
We’re not going to pretend a T-shirt saved the planet. We just try to make sensible choices where we can.
Is this political?
It’s merch for people who read the fine print, ask questions, and occasionally commit the apparently controversial act of asking for a source.
You don’t have to agree with me.
You just have to think for yourself.
Why “NOTED.”?
Because I took notes.
What started as a running joke became a pretty good description of this entire community: read the source, check the receipts, ask the question, and make up your own mind.
Words mean things. Sources cited. Receipts included.
Still wondering something?
Ask me.
I actually read the comments—which is basically how this whole thing started.